Tidbits & Outrages.

O.J. was smarter.

Minutes after being acquitted of assault, David Oraha asked a police officer, "So that's it? It's over? I was acquitted, like O.J.?" After the officer nodded Oraha said, "Well off the record, it was me." Oraha was subsequently convicted of perjury.

Two of Each, please.

Researchers are saying that within 25 years it may be possible to grow artificial replacement genitals for people.

How many interns does it take to slice them?

A reporter recently slipped Bill Clinton the following math question: "If there are three cucumbers in a pound, and Burger King buys 3.2 million pounds of pickles, and you can cut 20 slices of pickle from each cucumber, how many pickle slices will you get?" The reporter also asked for the name of the leader of Chechnya. Clinton replied, "192 million. I checked the calculation with the Chechnyan leader Aslan Maskhadov and he agrees."

Honey, I think the bears got into our sushi.

Surveys found the average Backpacker magazine reader made $89_500 and spent more than $4,500 on backpacking equipment and excursions last year.

Generation X for "No comment."

"You know, I just...