Tidbits & Outrages.

Now the Children Glow with Promise

A Chicago teacher has been accused of punishing disruptive students with prolonged electric shocks, using a spark-plug and a current-producing crank.

Death-Styles of the Rich and Famous

The Green River Cemetery in East Hampton, Long Island, is now so popular as a gravesite among the rich and famous that all future gravesites have been booked in advance.

Spoken Like a Veteran

Paul Cameron, a Christian conservative psychologist, told Rolling Stone magazine that he feared gay sex would supplant heterosexual sex because "marital sex is boring, and generally it doesn't deliver the kind of sheer sexual pleasure that homosexual sex does. The evidence is that men do a better job on men, and women on women."

The Court Awarded Him 3 Free Nights

A man filed suit against a topless club, claiming a dancer gave him whiplash during his bachelor party when she bumped him with her breasts.

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