Tidbits & Outrages.

A New Way to Deal With Saddam

Rev. Muhamed Siddeeq, spiritual advisor to Mike Tyson, told the New Jersey State Athletic Commission in July that the fighter is of such great character that not only should he get back his boxing license but is a candidate to succeed Kofi Annan as U.N. secretary general.

His Wife was Using the Hair-dryer

In July, a Montana man was ticketed driving 104 in a 45 mph zone. According to the sheriff, the man said he had just washed his car and needed to drive fast to dry it off.

The Next Merger: BankOne and Burger King

The timers on the microwave ovens at a Burger King scared off a gunman who thought they were security alarms going off. The holdup man left without taking any money.

Life After Death 2

Despite having been murdered himself in 1994, a Honduran man was recently sentenced to 15 years in prison for a murder committed back in 1993.

Life After Death 1

According to Virginia State auditors, 1,500 dead people are registered to vote in that state

She Had Misplaced the Brillo

An overzealous cleaner at India's...