The merchandising of the presidency.

• Author: Lueders, Bill
• Position: Presidential candidates' merchandise - Smoking Gun - Brief article

Just about every candidate for president sells stuff, with proceeds benefiting the campaign. Here are some of the goods being offered.

Ted Cruz

Featured item: Bad-boy poster

Blacklisted & Loving It Poster

$50.00

Cruz also offers a coloring book titled "We 'C' Ted Cruz for President."

Jeb Bush

Featured item: Guacamole bowl

Guaca Bowie

$75.00

Jeb's reticence to use his last name is surpassed with this item, which doesn't bear any branding at all.

Donald Trump

Featured item: Mini megaphone

Trump for President Mini

Megaphone--Red Imprint

$8.00

Trump also sells a variety of comb-over-friendly caps.

Marco Rubio

Featured item: "Water Great Nation" water bottle

"Water Great Nation" Marco Rubio Water Bottle (Pre-Order)

$30.00

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Rubio is cashing in on a joke about his frequent public hydration.

Rand Paul

Featured item: Freedom socks

Freedom Socks

St 5.00

Paul sells more than one hundred items, including car floor mats and a broken Hillary...