The First Green President.

• Author: Durst, Will
• Position: Off the Map - George W. Bush

In the middle of the President's midwinter publicity tour, NBC's Brian Williams asked if the federal government's faltering response to Hurricane Katrina was due to racial indifference, and for a half a second you could almost hear Dubya's vertebrae fuse together as he perceptibly grew about a quarter of a millimeter. His reedy twang trembled, and he snarled with a noticeable lack of teleprompting, "You can call me anything you want, but do not call me a racist.

Which was not the point, but it certainly is true. It's not fair to call the President of the United States a racist. This is not a man who gives the tiniest whit about black or white. This is a man who cares only about green, and whether or not you have any.

He doesn't judge people by the color of their skin. He judges people by the size of their wallets. In George Bush's America, if you're wealthy, you'll get taken care of. If you're not, you won't. Pretty much as simple as that.

Not only is Bush not a racist, he is not an ageist or a sexist or a fascist or a typist. Or a homophobe. Or a xenophobe. Or a xylophone. Rather, he is a cashist. The First Green President, but about as friendly to the Sierra Club as a patch of thistles is to a pair of nylons. The only whales he's interested in saving are the kind that get comped 1,500-square-foot jacuzzi suites in Vegas.

Look at his record. Tax cuts for the wealthy. Economic stimuli for the wealthy. Legislative amendments for the wealthy. Overseas incentives for the wealthy. Judicial appointments designed to nurture favorable decisions for the wealthy. Secret winking loopholes for the wealthy. Complimentary all-you-can-eat seafood buffets with a pearl in every oyster for the wealthy. No-bid contracts for his buddies. Who happen to be, say it with me now ... wealthy.

For the poor: You got your cuts. Student aid cuts for the poor. Medicaid and Medicare cuts for the poor. Food stamp and nutritional cuts for the poor. Education cuts for the poor. Outlandish dress codes at state dinners to further disenfranchise the poor. Outsourcing jobs...