T-shirt terrorism.

• Author: Dangle, Lloyd
• Position: Troubletown - Brief Article

AMERICAN HIGH SCHOOLS ARE ON THE FRONT LINE IN THE WAR ON TERRORISM.

YOU STOP RIGHT THERE!

HALL MONITORS AND PRINCIPALS ARE OUR FIRST LINE ON DEFENSE.

WEARING THIS T-SHIRT TO SCHOOL PROMOTES TERRORISM!

THE ACLU OPENS CONVENIENT BRANCH OFFICES ON MOST CAMPUSES--WHICH ONLY SERVE TO HAMPER THE ANTITERRORISM EFFORT.

SHOPPING MALL SECURITY GUARDS ARE OFTEN OUR EYES AND EARS IN IDENTIFYING T-SHIRT TERRORISTS EARLY.

WE GOT ONE!

WITH SPECIAL, EXTRA-CONSTITUTIONAL POWERS, MALL GUARDS CAN DETAIN SUSPECTS INDEFINITELY.

YOUR AIN'T LEAVING TILL YOU CHANGE YOUR SHIRT.

WHEN YOU BUY A TERROR T-SHIRT, YOU NOT ONLY AID AND ENCOURAGE TERRORISTS IN THIS COUNTRY ...

YOU HELP TO FUND HONDURAN AND GUATEMALAN TERROR CELLS DISGUISED...