Stretching condoms.

• Author: Freund, Charles Paul
• Position: Artifact - Condoms become hats in the hands of a creative person! - Brief Article

NICE HAT, NO? It has a sort of post-Carmen Miranda quality, in that its orchid-like appearance is garish enough to make you look without being so garish as to make you laugh. Its petals even have a certain gleam, as if this "orchid" had been picked in the midst of a tropical rainfall. That luster is actually the effect of the latex condoms that constitute nearly the whole of this fashion item.

Yes, condoms. And not just any condoms, but condoms that have been distributed free throughout India for population control and AIDS prevention. Millions of these free rubbers, reports London's Telegraph, "are being used for other purposes such as waterproofing roofs, reinforcing roads and even polishing saris" India's military uses them to protect tank barrels against...