Staying the course.

• Author: Dangle, Lloyd
• Position: Troubletown

OPERATION IRAQI FREEDOM

FREEDOM TO ENJOY OUR SEXUAL HUMILIATION AND TORTURE

LIBERATING ME FROM MY DIGNITY

HELP AMERICA VOTE

PAPERLESS VOTING MACHINES HELP YOU VOTE REPUBLICAN WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT

I'LL HAVE IT "FIXED" IN A JIFFY.

MEDICARE REFORM

CARING TO ENSURE THAT AMERICANS PAY 75% MORE THAN ANYBODY FOR PRESCRIPTIONS

Clear Skies

CLEARING THE WAY FOR 500 TIMES MORE SLUDGE RELEASED INTO ATMOSPHERE

BUT IN 2027 THE REALLY TIGHT CONTROLS KICK IN!

LEAVE NO CHILD BEHIND

EMPTY OUT THE NURSERY AND PUT A MILLION NEWBORNS ON THE STREET

healthy FORESTS

INCREASE SAWBLADE TEETH 1000X, AND A HEALTHY INCREASE IN TOOTHPICK PRODUCTION

TAX RELIEF STIMULUS PACKAGE

STIMULATING THE SUPER RICH TO HOARD MILLIONS MORE

AND NOW SOCIAL SECURITY...