Stacked decisis.

• Author: Dangle, Lloyd
• Position: TROUBLETOWN - Cartoon

CAN A BUSINESS BE SUED BY AN EMPLOYEE WHOSE SKIN WAS SIZZLED OFF FALLING INTO A VAT OF BOILING OIL?

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THAT'S EASY--NOPE!

ALL THE EMPLOYEE'S FAULT!

I CONCUR!

BIZ!

THAT'S FIVE VOTES--NEXT CASE?

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CAN PRESIDENT BUSH WIRETAP, DETAIN AND TORTURE ANYBODY HE WANTS?

YES!

YES!

YES!

YUP.

THAT'S FIVE.

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HEY, DON'T YOU AT LEAST HAVE TO DISCUSS THESE THE OTHER FOUR JUSTICES?

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WHAT'S NEXT?

SURE!

CAN POLICE BREAK INTO A MAN'S HOME AND BEAT HIM UP BECAUSE THEY SUSPECT HE'S GAY?

COPS!

HE KNEW THE RISKS!

YES!

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SHOULDN'T WE FOLLOW PRECEDENTS?

SHUT UP, BREYER!

#%* LIBERAL ACTIVIST!

EAT ME!

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WHAT IF ANTI-ABORTION PROTESTERS BLOCK A CORPORATION'S DOOR TO CHALLENGE THE POWER OF A UNITARY EXECUTIVE?

CORPORATE?

CRAP!

UNITARY?

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I MADE UP THE LAST ONE TO SEE WHAT YOU'D DO!

BETTER START LOOKING FOR ANOTHER INTERNSHIP.

JERK!

PUNK ASS!

NOT FUNNY!

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