Sluts for Jesus: where's my back end participation?

• Author: Bagge, Peter

I'D LIKE TO DEDICATE MY NEXT SONG TO MY SAVIOR, JESUS CHRIST ...

THROUGH WHOM ALL BLESSINGS FLOW, AND TO WHOM I OWE ALL OF MY SUCCESS ...

... OH YEAH BAYBUH DO ME ALL NIGHT LONG! UNGH! UGH!

... SHOW ME THE MONEY!

... IF DAT BITCH O' YOURS COMES AROUND I'M GONNA MESS 'ER UP GOOD! HOT DAMN!

GOOD GOD!

GAY MARRIAGE MAKES A MOCKERY OF ONE OF OUR MOST SACRED INSTITUTIONS ...

AS WELL AS OF EVERYTHING OUR JUDEO-CHRISTIAN TRADITIONS HOLD DEAR ...

... AND BOTH MY 23-YEAR-OLD THIRD WIFE AND I VOW TO FIGHT THIS ASSAULT ON TRADITIONAL FAMILY VALUES WITH ALL OF OUR MIGHT!

(SPEAKING OF FAMILIES, YOUR EX-WIVES' CHILDREN ARE TRYING TO EXCLUDE ME FROM YOUR WILL AGAIN ...)

THE POINT OF MY FILM IS TO...