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• Author: Sorensen, Jen
• Position: Cartoon

PROS CONS of the NEW SUPREME COURT

CON: ROE V. WADE DOOMED

PRO: NO GAUNTLET OF ANTI-CHOICE HARASSEDS ON WAY TO UNDERGROUND ABORTION CLINIC

I MAY DIE, BUT AT LEAST IT'S QUIET!

CON: WORKERS CRUSHED

PRO: SOME WIGHT FINALLY REALIZE THE RIGHT IS NOT THEIR FRIEND

HMM... IT'S ALMOST LIKE THEY DON'T WANT ME TO MAKE MORE MONEY...

CON: EPA GUTTED

PRO: FREEDOM TO DIE FROM POLLUTION LIKE A REAL MAN

WOO! NO MORE NANNY STA--KOFF!

CON: WILL UPHOLD WHITE SUPREMACY FOR GENERATIONS

PRO: NEW CIVIL RIGHTS HEROES TO FIGHT THE BATTLES OF THE '50s...