Slowpoke.

AuthorSorensen, Jen
PositionCartoon

Take and give

DUMP THOSE 3,000 TONS OF SLUDGE INTO THE RIVER!

YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT FORMING A UNION, YOU DIE!

SIR, THE CHINESE FACTORY WORKERS' FACES ARE MELTING OFF FROM TOXIC ACID

NOT MY PROBLEM.

THSE STUPID OCCUPY PROTESTERS COMPLAINING ABOUT STUDENT LOANS!

I GAVE $5 MILLION TO THIS GUY'S SUPERPAC.

20 YEARS LATER ...

AH, RETIREMENT! TIME TO DEVOTE MYSELF TO PHILANTHROPY...

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