Slowpoke.

• Author: Sorensen, Jen
• Position: Cartoon

HATE THE "NANNY STATE"? YOU'LL LOVE The Aristocratic Old Grandpa State

EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK LATELY, THERE'S A MEMBER OF THE PROSPERITY POLICE TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO.

TUT-TUT! NOT WORKING HARD ENOUGH!

THESE SUCCESS NAZIS ARE OBSESSED WITH SOCIAL ENGINEERING.

THE MORE I KEEP, THE BETTER EVERYONE DOES!

ALSO, YOUNG LADIES SHOULD STOP HAVING SEX, EXCEPT FOR WITH ME.

THEY KEEP CRUSHING INDIVIDUALISM WITH THEIR CORPORATE COLLECTIVISM.

I'M JUST LIKE YOU, EXCEPT WITH ASTRONOMICAL AMOUNTS OF MONEY AND POWER. PLUS: IMMORTALITY!

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