Signs? Oh, you mean those signs!(Back Blast & other hot gases)

Author:Gilmore
 
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In Yellowstone National Park, it's getting difficult to see the animals because of all the signs warning morons that wildlife is wild. Some are brief, while others go on about how bison can stand 6 feet tall, weigh over a ton, rumble along at 30 miles per hour, and stomp your butt into shreds in a mudhole an' walk it dry.

Cathy Hayes and a friend saw those signs. They also spotted a lone bull bison. So, of course, they tried to sneak up close with a video camera. Cathy's husband, who we suspect hoards the IQ points in the family, stayed in the car.

On the clip, you can hear her saying, "So we're here in the park and there's a buffalo, and he's just wandering across the road. We'll get a shot of bleep getting gored by the buffalo."

Shortly after that, she and her pal got proof of just how fast a bison can move. Cathy found herself launched into...

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