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• Position: Jhon Velasquez on murderous career, Obama of sequestration, Bobby Jindal on Gridiron Dinner - Brief article

"I've killed about 250 people, and I cut many of them into pieces. But I don't know exactly how many. Only psychopaths count their kills."

--Jhon Velasquez, an enforcer for Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar, on his murderous career, Der Spiegel, February 22

"Because of sequester, they cut my tails. My joke writers have been placed on furlough ... There is one thing in Washington that didn't get cut: the length of this dinner. Yet more proof that the sequester makes no sense."

--President Barack Obama to members of the press at the annual white-tie...