Punditspew.

AuthorSorensen, Jen
PositionSLOWPOKE - Cartoon

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TONIGHT WE'LL BE DISCUSSING THE ORLANDO NIGHTCLUB SHOOTINGS WITH MR. PERKINS OF THE BARBARIC VALUES COALITION.

WE MUST BAN ALL MOOSLEMS FROM ENTERING THE U.S!

BUT ... THE SHOOTER WAS BORN HERE.

WE WILL BUILD A TIME MACHINE TO PREVENT HIS PARENTS FROM COMING!

OKAY, A TIME MACHINE. MAYBE WE CAN PREVENT THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION, 9/11, THE IRAQ WAR, AND THE RISE OF ISIS ...

AND HAVE AL GORE AS PRESIDENT!

THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A DISASTER!

SO ... WHAT ABOUT...

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