Principal stalin.

• Author: Bagge, Peter
• Position: Brief Article

JUST CALL ME "UNCLE JOE" KIDS

W-WHY, PRINCIPAL STALIN! TO WHAT DO WE OWE THE PLEASURE--

I RECEIVED AN ANONYMOUS TIP THAT WE HAVE A SOCIOPATH IN OUR MIDTST ...

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A-HA! SO YOU WERE ABOUT TO GO ON A HOMICIDAL RAMPAGE! AND HERE'S THE PROFF!

BUT IT'S JUST A DRAWING OF SPONGEBOB SQUARE-PANTS ...

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YES, A DEAD SPONGEBOB!

YOU CLEARLY HAVE LITTLE REGARD FOR HUMAN LIFE!

I'M JUST SICK OF THAT SHOW, IS ALL ...

AND HE CLEARLY ISN'T A HUMAN

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SPARE ME THE SEMANTICS, YOUNG LADY! YOU ARE HEREBY EXPELLED FROM THIS SCHOOL!

BUT SHE'S ONE OF OUR BRIGHTEST PUPILS ...

PRECISELY! IT'S THE SMART ONES YOU'VE GOT T WATCH OUT FOR!

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EVERYONE DOWN ON THE FLOOR--NOW!

AHH, THE DRUG RAID IS RIGHT ON TIME, I SEE ...

A "DRUG RAID"?

D-DON'T YOU THINK THAT'S A BIT ... HEAVY-HANDED?

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THE SURVEILLANCE MONITOR IN THE GIRL'S LOCKER ROOM CLEARLY SHOWED ONE STUDENT PASSING A JOINT TO ANOTHER!

A JOINT? ARE YOU SURE IT WASN'T A TAMPON?

I'VE REVIEWED THAT TAPE MANY TIMES, AND I'M POSITIVE!

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STILL I THINK YOU MAY HAVE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME ...

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