Presidential Side Show.

• Position: Poem

Presidential Side Show Performed with slides at annual Radio and Television Correspondents" Association Dinner when the Chief Executive, Commander-in-Chief, is expected to entertain with clever self-deprecation which George W. Bush does, cleverly, for 2,000 reporters, editors, producers, spouses in black-ties, gowns. He narrates slide show of himself, photos projected on huge screen in ballroom almost football-field length. The media pros laugh generously seeing hint look for something out the oval office...