A political idiocy.

• Author: Murphy, Ian
• Position: CRUZMOS - Cartoon

TO MAKE THIS AMAZING JOURNEY TO THE OUTER REGIONS OF SPACE. TIME & LIBERTY. WE'LL NEED A JET SKI OF THE IMAGINATION!

SENATOR. NO! YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT!!!!

SHUT UP. MIKE TYSON! FREAKIN' NERD.

I LOVE YOU. JESUS!

NO HOMO.

THE CLAY IN OUR DNA, THE OOD IN OUR BLOOD. THE CRUST IN OUR HOT POCKETS. THE WONDERS OF UNREGULATED FREE MARKETS WERE MADE INSIDE OF GOD'S BITCHIN' WORKSHOP.

WE ARE MADE OF GODSTUFF.

THAT'S HERE. THAT'S HOME TO EVERYONE WHO'S EVER BEEN WORTH KNOWING-LIKE CHUCK NORRIS & HESTON. THE AGGREGATE OF OUR FREEDOM & MONEY. EVERY ILLEGAL. WELFARE QUEEN & HOAX LIKE "GLOBAL WARMING," FOR THOUSANDS & THOUSANDS OF YEARS, IN THE CENTER OF A VAST SEA OF THOUSANDS & THOUSANDS OF STARS. A PRETTY NEAT PLACE CALLED AMERICA.

HEY. THAT'S WHERE TEXAS IS!

SWEET! IT'S THE ROBOT MARINE FROM INTERSTELLAR! ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT. MCCONAUGHEY. BUT I SHOULD FLEE THAT DANGEROUS, UM...