One bath a year, please.

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Laws that are important in one century are not always that important in the next. For example, in Kentucky, residents are required to bathe once a year. In Nevada, you better not forget to close a gate; in Delaware, don't go selling perfume as a drink. In Tennessee don't hunt birds from an airplane and in Utah don't fish from horseback. In Wisconsin, you may end up in the slammer if you substitute margarine for butter in a restaurant, unless, of course, it is requested by the customer. And for heaven's sake, don't fall asleep with your shoes on in North Dakota. Some people are dedicated to cleaning out these antiquated...