NO TIME TO PANIC.

• Date: 01 October 2020
• Author: Farsad, Negin

I am one of those people who think the relentless coverage of Donald Trump in 2016 essentially handed him the election.

He outrageous-headlined his way into the Oval Office. We ate it up. Those headlines were like the jalapeno poppers of the electoral process. You don't order them frequently, but when you do you eat too many, resulting in a spice-and cheese-addled tummy ache that reminds you to never order them again.

Did I just disclose too much about my digestive system?

Anyhoo, the media blew it. They wanted the viewers, not to mention the money, so they kept bloviating about the bloviator. Then, waiting to push The Donald over the edge was the Electoral College. It was a perfect storm. I assumed we all had a tummy ache and would behave responsibly the next time around.

But...