Meanwhile in America.

• Author: Sacco, Joe
• Position: Comic

I recently became obsessed with traveling over the Atlantic on a massive passenger ship. Unfortunately, all I can afford for now is a large plastic model of the S.S. United States, the fastest, sleekist liner that ever sailed, but I have to call my pal Tony to put it together.

THE SCALE LOOKS A LITTLE WRONG, BUT I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.

AFTER TRIALS IN THE BATHTUB. IT'LL GO RIGHT HERE OVER THE FIREPLACE.

Tony has been building models--mostly airplanes--since before we were in high school together.

Tony loves airplanes so I never quite understood why he dropped out of a program in aircraft maintenance some years ago.

I'M AN UNDER-ACHIEVER.

I DON'T BLAME ANYONE FOR WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ME EXCEPT ME.

Now he works part-time at a fabric store. He's a "fix-it guy, a janitor. If it requires getting up on a ladder, I dot it."

He used to have a light industrial job doing circuit-board work. The work was deadeningly repetitious, wages were just above minimum wage, employee turnover was high, orders were up, the quota was increased, and Tony found himself working 60 hours a week. In the end, he shapped.

YOU PEOPLE ARE NUTS!

He quit. He says he would have "gone postal" at that moment if he had a gun (though he assures me he would have fired into the machines).

At Holman's over meatloaf and onion rings. I reveal who's responsible for his oppression.

I CALL IT FUCKING CAPITALISM

I CALL IT WORKING PEOPLE TOO HARD.

YOU DON'T HAVE THE CORRECT MARXIST INTERPRETATION.

No, Tony would never make a good revolutionary cadre. He won't listed to my table-thumping thesis about how running-dog industrialist exploit noble proletarians like himself. In fact, he sees big government as the problem--

IF IT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH MONEY, THE GOVERNMENT IS GOING TO FIND OUT HOW TO GET IT FROM YOU.

Tony recalls those 60-hour weeks and how much of his overtime pay was siphoned off by the tax man.

I'M NOT A PRO-TAX GUY. I SAY IF YOU EARN IT, YOU SHOULD KEEP MOST OF IT.

I'm sure those views have them rubbing their hands together at the White House. And they'll be happy to know hat he's been put off by Kerry ever since the senator became the Democrats presumptive nominee.

HE SEEMS SO MUCH DIFFERENT NOW. HE WAS MORE RELAXED BEFORE.

NOW HE'S TALKING LIKE A POLITICIAN

But Democrats take heart! Not only is Tony socially liberal, he's kinda creeped out by the Bush administration.

THERE'S SOMETHING THEY'RE NOT LETTING US IN ON.

CHENEY WORRIES ME. ASHCROFT WORRIES ME.

BECAUSE YOU NEVER...