'I do have a life, honestly.'.

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-- What one of the 1,000 customers who "queued" for two hours at the opening of a Krispy Kreme Doughnuts store in Wales told The Guardian newspaper. They're so popular over there that the U.K. franchisee of the Winston-Salem-based company plans to double the number of its stores to 100 by 2016.

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Fifteen people signed "Linda Green" to endorse 1,920 notarized mortgage documents on $255 million of loans that a Florida company--hired by Bank of America Corp., Wells Fargo & Co. and other...