How to be a Republican "feminist".

• Author: Sorensen, Jen
• Position: Slowpoke - Cartoon - Brief article

(1) BORROW IDEAS FROM MOVEMENTS YOU DENOUNCE

WOMEN HEARD VERY CLEARLY WHAT YOU SAID.

NOT THAT I SUPPORT LEFT-LEANING IDEOLOGY.

(2) SPREAD HORSESH!# ABOUT PLANNED PARENTHOOD TO SHOW YOU'RE A MAVERICK LADY

I SAW THE BRAINS BEING HARVESTED WITH MY OWN EYES.

(3) PUT POOR WOMEN IN THEIR PLACE

AVOID STDS THROUGH WILL POWER, BITCHES.

(4) IF ALL ELSE FIALS, POSE...