How this depression will be remembered.

• Author: Dangle, Lloyd
• Position: TROUBLETOWN - Cartoon

YOU KIDS HAVE IT EASY! WE WORE WHEELIE SHOES TO SCHOOL AND WHEN WE BROKE OUR NECKS WE HAD TO PAY OUT OF POCKET!

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MY BROTHER, SISTER, AND I ALL SHARED ONE SCRATCHED-UP iPHONE. I NEVER CHECKED FACEBOOK MORE THAN ONCE A DAY.

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WE BANK CEOS DID EVERYTHING IN OUR POWER TO HELP--EVEN BRIEFLY CONSIDERING A REDUCTION IN MY BONUS!

THAT WAS REJECTED ULTIMATELY.

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WHEN THE BAILOUT MONEY CAME I BOUGHT MYSELF A $100,000 GOLD-PLATED COMMODE.

AH, FOND MEMORIES.

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WE WERE SO POOR THAT WHEN GIRLS AUCTIONED OFF THEIR VIRGINITY I COULDN'T EVEN AFFORD AN OPENING BID.

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I WAS ALWAYS TRYING TO LOSE WEIGHT, THEN I GOT SO SKINNY THAT I COULD SLEEP INSIDE A PLALSMA FLATSCREEN TV BOX.

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I WOULD'VE STARVED IF PRESIDENT OBAMA HADN'T STARTED THE CIVILIAN CARTOON CORPS.

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