Republicans gone wild, 2!(Off the Map)

• Author: Durst, Will

If you're one of the millions still rolling on the floor in amazement at the greed and hypocrisy featured in last year's surprise hit, "REPUBLICANS GONE WILD," throw that DVD away. Because you're not going to believe the extreme and hilarious action we've compiled for you in the brand new "REPUBLICANS GONE WILD, 2."

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You'll laugh.

You'll cry.

You'll kiss any chance d of their recapturing Congress goodbye.

But you'll never forget this brand new, never-before-seen footage featuring their patented wide stances and narrow minds.

You've seen their breakdowns on television.

You've read about their exploits in the newspapers.

You've witnessed their Family Values blustering for years.

Now relive their blathering and blubbering at your leisure.

Here it is ... the ultimate collection of the most crazed and sexed up elected official footage ever accumulated on one DVD. "REPUBLICANS GONE WILD, 2" has it all! At the malls, inside stalls, even in the halls of the Capitol.

The crazy zany antics of Jack Abramoff, Mark Foley, Duke Cunningham, and Bob Ney will PALE next to this madcap collection of weird and wacky wildness. A hundred percent raw, real, and uncut! Wild solo gaffes. Congressman-on-Congressman action. '08 Presidential candidates hiding their faces behind their hands mumbling for Idaho Republican Senator Larry Craig to "just go away. Please, go away." Plus much, much more. See them lie, deny, and just plain cry.

All your favorite 2007 moments are here.

* Gasp as chastised Louisiana Senator David Vitter, Southern regional chair of the Giuliani campaign, admits to frequenting a house of prostitution, but avoids any further questions by saying the matter is between his family and God.

* Inhale as newly elected millionaire South Carolina Treasurer Thomas Ravenel, chair of the S.C. Giuliani...