Fighting back against nuns.

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Police in Campania, Italy, are investigating a sort a sensitive and ticklish crime: an alleged assault and battery where the suspects are a middle-aged priest and two 83-year-old nuns.

Restaurant owner Aniello Esposito told officers he arrived at his business to find the priest and two elderly nuns smashing plates, glassware and furniture. When he tried to stop them, he said, the priest walloped him with a chair, and the sisters began kicking him viciously while he was on the ground. He suffered bruises to his neck and abdomen, and was taken to a hospital.

He also suffered from a severe conflict of ethics: When your attackers are "holy persons" among a devoutly religious population, ummm, can...

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