Fascists have feelings, too: or: "an anti-defamation league of their own.".

• Author: Bagge, Peter
• Position: Brief Article

WE VICTORIANS AREN'T OPPOSED TO SEX PER SE ...

WE JUST FIND REPRESSION AND DENIAL TO BE A BIGGER TURN-ON.

WHO SAYS WE PURITANS HAVE NO FUN?

HAVEN'T YOU EVER BEEN TO A WITCH DUNKING?

I'D LIKE TO STATE FOR THE RECORD THAT I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST CHRISTMAS PAGEANTS ...

IT'S JUST THOSE NATIVITY SCENES THAT GET MY BLOOD BOILING!

DON'T BLAME US FOR THE FALL OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE ...

THERE WAS A POWER VACUUM THAT NEEDED TO BE FILLED ...

YOU WOULD'VE DONE THE SAME THING!

PROGRESSIVES EQUATE FASCISM WITH ALL THAT'S WRONG WITH THE WORLD ...

THEY TEND TO FORGET THAT WE'RE SOCIALIST, TOO.

AS A SELF-PROCLAIMED COMMUNIST, I'M OFFENDED BY THE FACT THAT NO ONE ELSE WILL ADMIT TO BEING A COMMUNIST ANYMORE!

WHERE IS EVERYONE?

WE MORMONS ARE COMPLETELY...