Enter the ... universal laws of ladies in science.

• Position: SLOWPOKE - Cartoon

1. THE LEDBETTER PRINCIPLES

   A WOMAN MUST SQUARE HER WORK EFFORT TO BE SEEN EQUAL TO A MAN WITH THE SAME ABILITIES.

2. NEWTON'S LAW OF PERPETUAL DISCRIMINATION--THE FORCES OF INEQUALITY TEND TO STAY IN MOTION UNLESS ALTED UPON.

3. ACTIONS MAY TRIGGER EQUAL AND OPPOSITE REACTIONS.

   LOOK, LADIES JUST SUCK AT SCIENCE!

   EVEN LADIES KNOW THAT!

   TRUE: WHEN ASKED TO REVIEW JOB APPLICATIONS IDENTICAL IN EVERY WAY EXCEPT FOR NAMES, BOTH MALE AND FEMALE SCIENTISITS PREFERRED THE MALE CANDIDATE. *

   SEEMS QUALIFIED!

   EH.

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