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NOW YOU'RE TALKIN' MY LANGUAGE

Tony Auth * The Philadelphia Inquirer * Universal Press Syndicate

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SURPRISE

Bob Englehart * The Hartford Courant

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FRANKLY I'D THINK A PATRIOTIC, REAL AMERICAN WHO DOESN'T WANT A FILE STARTED ON HIM IN THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY'S SUSPICIOUS CITIZEN DATABASE WOULD LEAVE ME A BIGGER TIP.

Steve Sack * Tribune Media Services

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WARNING

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FBI CIA US ARMY FRAN FROM NEXT DOOR US MAIL CABLE GUY MOTHER-IN-LAW Signe Wilkinson * The Washington Post * Washington Post Writers Group

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WE NEED NUCLEAR WEAPONS TO PROTECT THE LIVES OF OUR PEOPLE!

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