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• Position: Opinion - Brief Article

HEY, DAD. WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM?

THE INTERNET.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS ... I MEAN ... LIKE ... DON'T WE WATCH DAWSON'S CREEK and MELROSE PLACE, LIKE, RELIGIOUSLY ..?

WE DON'T ALLOW OUR CHILD TO READ HARRY POTTER BOOKS. THERE'S TOO MUCH REFERENCE TO EVIL ...

MOM, CHECK IT OUT! I'M AT THE PART WHERE THE SNAKE GETS THE NAKED CHICK TO EAT THE APPLE!

MY FELLOW AMERICANS, THE BOMBING OF THE L-SHAPED COUNTRY WILL CONTINUE, UNTIL ITS LEADER, WHAT'S-HIS-FACE WITH THE MOUSTACHE, AGREES TO SOMETHING ...

HE'S MISPLACED HIS FOREIGN POLICY INDEX CARDS!!

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LET'S AMBUSH ANOTHER CANDIDATE AND SEE HOW LITTLE HE KNOWS--HERE COMES JOHN MCCAIN NOW ...

SENATOR MCCAIN! DARREN...