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PositionVending machine profits help pay for band uniforms - Brief Article

"ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, VENDING MACHINE PROFITS GO TOWARD OVERSIZE UNIFORMS FOR THE MARCHING BAND."

Tony Auth * The Philadelphia Inquirer * Universal Press Syndicate

I'LL START PAYING FOR YOU COLLEGE EDUCATION WHEN I FINISH PAYING FOR MINE

James Grasdal * Artizans.com

DID YOU SEE THE JUNK KIDS CHOOSE TO EAT IN THE SCHOOL LUNCH PROGRAM?

OH, I KNOW ...

NO FRUITS, NO VEGGIES. ALL THEY WANT IS STUFF LIKE FRIES, NACHOS, AND CHIPS.

BY THE WAY WHAT'S FOR SUPPER ...?

WE CAN TO MR. BURGER, CHICKEN FRIED FANTASY, OR DO THE DRIVE-THRU AT MEGA MAC-FRY ...

AHHH ... LET'S JUST GET.... A PIZZA ...

Paul Fell * Lincoln Journal Star * Artizans.com

RESIST!

Nik Kowsar * The Iran News Cartoonists & Writers Syndicate

A LITTLE...

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