Drawing on the news.

"YOU'RE THE HEART SPECIALIST ... DO I HAVE A PROBLEM, DOC?"

Joe Holler * Green Bay Press Gazette

COME TO THINK OF IT. I AM TIRED OF FEELING "HANDICAPPED"

J.D. Crowe * Mobile Register * Artizans.com

... WHY, HECK ... SOME MEDIOCRE UNDERACHIEVER COULD HAVE AN UNFAIR ADVANTAGE BECAUSE OF RACE AND CIRCUMSTANCE!

RIGHT DAD?

Mike Lane * The Baltimore Sun * Caglecartoons.com

IF STROM THURMOND HAD WON, WE WOULDN'T HAVE HAD ALL THESE PROBLEMS

SHHH! YOU CAN'T LET PEOPLE HEAR YOU TALK THAT WAY.

MAYBE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF THE SOUTH HAD WON THE CIVIL WAR.

QUIET! YOU'RE GOING TO GIVE US A REPUTATION.

JUST SUPPOSE LUCIFER HAD WON WHEN HE ...

WILL YOU GUYS STOP IT??

I WAS JUST UPPING THE ANTE A LITTLE ...

Tom Tales * The Washington Post * Universal Press Syndicate

... A QUICK SHAVE ...

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