Drawing on the news.

WELL, NO, WE HAVEN'T REDUCED OUR GREENHOUSE EMISSIONS, BUT WE'D REALLY, REALLY LIKE TO ...

OKAY ... ALL CLEAN, THEN!

Ben Sargent * Austin American-Statesman * Universal Press Syndicate

"OK, we've got the plush toys taken care of, the Silly Meal tie-ins wrapped up, and the clothing line will be in stores soon. Now all we need is a script, some actors and a directors.

Mark Anderson * Artizans.com

THE MAGIC OF MARKETING

SINGER

A HAND HELD ANALOG FOOD PROCESSOR

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A HIGHLY ENTERTAINING, INFLATABLE EXERCISE AND RECREATIONAL DEVICE

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A 100% NATURAL, LOW-CALORIE SNACK, WITH NO CHOLESTEROL OR SATURATED FAT

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AN INTEGRATED HOME ENTERTAINMENT CENTER

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Andy Singer * Artizans.com

Pop News Quiz!

WHICH COLOMBIAN SIDE IS THE U.S. SUPPORTING?1 (and for extra credit ... WHY?1)

1. Drug-running left-wing guerillas

2. Drug-running right-wing paramilitaries

Kirk Anderson * St. Paul Pioneer...