Drawing on the news.

Joe Heller * The Green Bay Press Gazette

WE SPENT MILLIONS TO OVERHAUL OUR VOTING SYSTEM SO WE WON'T HAVE A FIASCO LIKE WE HAD TWO YEARS AGO!

AND THE WINNER IS ...

CHAD?!!

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Joe Heller * The Green Bay Press Gazette

YOU KNOW, SINCE 9/11 I FIND MYSELF TO BE A LOT MORE PATRIOTIC!

SO, WHO DID YOU VOTE FOR IN THE PRIMARY ELECTION?

VOTE? HA! WHY BOTHER!

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Jeff Parker * Caglecartoons.com

OH, WAIT ... BEFORE YOU CAN TESTIFY HOW THE WORDS "UNDER GOD" IN THE PLEDGE IS AN UNCONSTITUTIONAL SANCTIONING OF RELIGION BT GOVERNMENT, PLEASE PLACE YOUR RIGHT HAND ON THIS BIBLE AND SWEAR THAT YOU'LL "TELL THE TRUTH, THE WHOLE TRUTH, AND NOTHING BUR THE TRUTH, SO HELP YOU GOD."

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John Trevor * The Albuquerque Journal

THE PAYROLL ARRIVED, SIR, BUT DON'T WORRY--I SENT IT BACK! ALL THE BILLS HAD "IN GOD WE TRUST" ON THEM ...

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