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THERE THAT MAKES A NICE ADDITION DON'T YA THINK?

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HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES TO SEE YOU, SIR ...

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YOU FIRST ...

OH, NO, I INSIST ... AFTER YOU ...

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THE MORE WE CUT GOVERNMENT-FUNDED WELFARE, THE MORE CHURCHES AND CHARITIES WILL PICK UP THE SLACK!

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NEITHER THE ISRAELIS NOR THE PALESTINIANS ARE WITHOUT SIN, WHICH ENTITLES THEM BOTH TO STONE EACH OTHER UNTIL THEY BOTH DIE AND PEACE REIGNS.

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FIRST WE KILL THE ECONOMY BY CUTTING TAXES IN MID-RECESSION AND GIVING THE MONEY TO A FEW HUNDRED RICH FOREIGNERS. THEN, LAZARUS-LIKE, IT REVIVES STRONGER THAN EVER!

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IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO GOT THE MOST VOTES. JUST SQUINT YOUR EYES REAL...