Dilbert.
| Date | 22 September 2007 |
| Author | Adams, Scott |
| Published date | 22 September 2007 |
| Author | Adams, Scott |
YOUR RESUME SAYS YOU'RE A CAREER CRIMINAL.
YUP.
UM ... WHY ARE YOU APPLYING FOR A JOB HERE?
I'M GETTING TENDONITIS IN MY PISTOL-WHIPPING ARM.
I THOUGHT I'D TRY THE SLOWER PACED LIFE OF WHITE COLLAR CRIME.
SECURITY
HOW MUCH CAN I EXPECT TO EMBEZZLE IN MY FIRST YEAR?
EARL?
LEFTY!
FORGET THIS JOB. SECURITY IS WHERE THE BIG MONEY IS.
CAN YOU GET ME IN?
I SHOULD START LOCKING MY DESK.
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