Choppy Waters: A New Documentary Explores How Creationists Built An Evangelistic Park On The Backs Of Kentucky Taxpayers.

Author:Boston, Rob

In one of the most famous stories from the Book of Genesis, God warns Noah that he is about to destroy the world by flooding it. He orders Noah to build a large boat to save his family and tells him to collect pairs of all of the animals in the world.

God's instructions about the ark were not terribly detailed. Noah was told to build the structure from gopher wood and cover it in pitch, a tar-like substance. The ark was to be about 450 feet long, 75 feet wide and 45 feet tall. It was to have three decks and a door.

To many believers, the story speaks powerfully through metaphor: God was angry at humankind, but he also believed in second chances. One righteous family was allowed to remain, providing a ray of hope.

But to a lot of fundamentalist Christians, the story of Noah (and indeed every account in the Bible) is literally true. There was an ark. Noah collected the animals. The world was flooded. Furthermore, dinosaurs must have coexisted with humans since the world is only about 6,000 years old, so they too were on the ark.

These are among the core beliefs of creationism, a religious doctrine held by millions of Americans. Creationists, who tend to be fundamentalist Christians, insist that their beliefs are a science, but courts aren't buying it. The doctrine has been expelled from public schools. That hasn't stopped creationists from taking their anti-evolution crusade into the media and popular culture, often with curious results.

A new documentary, "We Believe in Dinosaurs," examines Answers in Genesis, a creationist ministry founded by an Australian man named Ken Ham. Ham already runs a creationist museum in Kentucky, and decided a few years ago to open a companion attraction: a replica of Noah's ark.

To be fair, it's not really a replica. Unlike the biblical boat, Ham's ark goes way beyond gopher wood and pitch. It was constructed with steel beams, nails, joists, metal braces and other modern equipment. It also has electricity, air conditioning and wi-fi. If it were tossed into the ocean, it would promptly sink.

The creation of the ark as a tourist attraction...

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