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• Position: Arnold Schwarzenegger's gubernatorial campaign; other current events

THE TOTAL RECALL (1990) OF GRAY DAVIS WILL HAVE HIM SEEING THE END OF DAYS (1999) FOR BEING LIKE CONAN THE BARBARIAN (1982) AND GIVING CALIFORNIANS A RAW DEAL (1986). WE NEED TO TAKE AN ERASER (1996) TO HIS COLLATERAL DAMAGE (2002)! THAT'S WHY I'M ENTERING THE RACE LIKE THE RUNNING MAN (1987)TO BE A TERMINATOR (1984) TO THIS PREDATOR (1987) AND HIS TRUE LIES (1994)!

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WE FOUND HIM ...

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RIGHT FOOT LIBERIA.

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I HEREBY DUB YOU "ENEMY COMBATANTS" AND POOF! YOUR...