Cartoons.

I ROBBED A LIQUOR STORE. WHAT'RE YOU IN FOR?

AGGRAVATED ASSAULT WHAT'RE YOU IN FOR?

FILE-SHARING "SHAKE YA TAILFEATHER" BY NELLY AND P. DIDDY.

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DO YOU REALIZED THE LAST TIME MARS WAS THIS CLOSE TO EARTH HUMANS WERE A BUNCH OF PRIMITIVE, UNCIVILIZED SAVAGES?!

WOW... DEJA VU.

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...ACTUALLY...WE'RE TRYING TO KEEP YOU ALIVE LONG ENOUGH TO ENJOY THEM.

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HAVE YOU NOTICED THE WORSE YOU DO THE MORE CARTOONISTS EXAGGERATE YOUR EARS?...

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WHY YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO BE A POLLSTER IN AMERICA...

CAN YOU NAME A SINGLE DEMOCRAT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT?

NO BUT I CAN NAME ALL FIVE...

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