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THEY START EARLIER EVERY SEASON!

CHRISTMAS SALES?

NO ... PRESIDENTIAL PRIMARIES.

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ROB ROGERS * Pittsburgh Post-Gazette * UNITED FEATURES SYNDICATE

I WANT CHEAP GAS AND I WANT TO DRIVE AS MUCH OR MORE THAN BEFORE. I WANT FUEL-EFFICIENT VEHICLES, BUT I WANT 'EM BIG. I WANT "GREEN" APPLIANCES AND PRODUCTS, BUT I DONT WANT TO PAY MORE. I WANT TO STOP GLOBAL WARMING, BUT WITHOUT ANY COST OR INCONVENIENCE.

IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?

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STUART CARLSON * Milwaukee Journal Sentinel * UNIVERSAL PRESS SYNDICATE

NEVER AGAIN.

NEVER AGAIN.

NEVER AGAIN.

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JEFF STAHLER * The Columbus (Ohio) Dispatch * UNITED FEATURES SYNDICATE

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CLAY BENNETT * The Christian Science Monitor

THEY SAY IT'S SO EASY A CAVEMAN CAN DO IT.

APPARENTLY NOT ...

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