By the Thumbings of a Prick.

AuthorSmith, A.J.

Donnet XCU

Donald J. Trump


When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly. The media knows this. Often used word in politics!

Donald J. Trump


It is a shame that the biased media is able to so incorrectly define a word for the public when they know that the definition is wrong. Sad!

12:48 AM * Dec 23, 2015 * Twitter for Android

How wrong and bias'd must they be, 'tis shame The media defineth words so wrong. When I of her defeat did state my claim, Erected I the fitting verb "to schlong." Yet here doth news deceive in denotation, And thus doth make the public heir to lies; When that word was my lips' ejaculation, I was not focus'd twixt a fellows thighs. O, "schlong'd" is nothing of that sordid sort! And they know well I did not mean that meat; 'Tis common politics to "schlong'd" retort When one is by opponent badly beat.

They know the word, and so I them distrust.

'Tis truly sad that they this meaning thrust!

Donnet CIII

Donald J. Trump


Nothing funny about tired Saturday Night Live on Fake News NBC! Question is, how do the Networks get away with these total Republican hit jobs without retribution? Likewise for many other shows? Very unfair and should be looked into. This is the real Collusion!

7:52 AM * Feb 17, 2019 * Twitter for iPhone

Alack, what poverty the Muse brings forth; Last night, mine eyes did witness humors death. Comedic lines with not Thalia's worth; Fatigued jokes from liars' jesters' breath; Where laughter from my lungs should be expell'd, Instead but questions come to trouble me: How can such jokes be told but unrebell'd? Should not such mocking jesters punish'd be? But Lo! 'tis true! these jesters are but few Of many who of me have jok'd unfair! O! how I wish to see them look'd into! Perhaps arrested for their jokes' foul air?

That jesters can unpunish'd me abuse, Is crime more real than they of me accuse!


Donald J. Trump


After having written many best selling books, and somewhat priding myself on my ability to write, it should be noted that the Fake News constantly likes to pore over my tweets looking for a mistake. I capitalize certain words only for emphasis, not b/c they should be capitalized!

4:13 PM - 3 Jul 2018

So oft have I invok'd for all my muse, To spread my knowledge of the...

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