Bush's special powers.

• Author: Durst, Will
• Position: Off the Map - George W. Bush's wiretapping

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While we were all distracted by Scooter and the Shooter, big time conservatives continued their campaign to sweep Bush's whole warrantless wiretapping thing under a rug of unnecessary complications.

First they claimed it was simply a matter of the President's prerogative: "He wants to bug somebody. He bugs them. That's what a commander in chief does."

Then they tried to apply a couple coats of legal paint. "Congress legalized the program when it authorized his use of force against terrorism."

Then they hammered it down with the big gun. The golden oldie. Their game-saving Hail Mary. National security: "If you disagree with in on Al Qaeda, you're endangering the troops and giving the terrorists a back rub."

People, this isn't complicated. It's very simple.

He broke the law.

Peed on the Constitution.

Flipped off the Founding Fathers.

Nobody knows why. All he needed to do was notify the FISA court within three days of when he began the eavesdropping. In previous trips to the court, 18,000 wiretaps were okayed and five turned down. Eighteen thousand out of eighteen thousand and five. Not a bad return. We're talking a .999 batting average here. As an old baseball man, Bush should know they keep you in the bigs with that.

So why didn't he go to the court? Maybe he worried they wouldn't buy these specific warrants. Maybe he got tired of the paperwork. Maybe he stretched the definition of terrorist to include Michael Moore's dog walker. Maybe he suspects NBC's David Gregory has a mole in the Justice Department. Or maybe he just really believes that warrants are for sissies and he is above the law.

His claim that during wartime he possesses special powers really gets me. Special powers? He can't even ride a bicycle without falling off. How...