ASSAULT on REASON.

• Author: Sorensen, Jen

SOME ARGUE THAT THE STUDENTS PROTESTING SCHOOL SHOOTINGS JUST DON'T APPRECIATE "GUN CULTURE"

IF THESE RIDS DID SOME TARGET PRACTICE, THEY'D SEE THAT GUNS AREN'T SCARY.

THEY'RE LIKE WARM, FUZZY PUPPIES THAT BULLETS COME OUT OF!

THEN THERE'S THE "YOU CAN'T CRITICIZE GUNS UNLESS YOU'RE A GUN EXPERT" LINE.

OH HEY, THAT'S A BUSHMASTER AR-IS WITH 100-ROUND DUAL DRUMS.

CAN I LIVE NOW?

NEVER MIND THAT THE STUDENTS AREN'T AGAINST GUNS USED FOR HUNTING OR SPORT.

LOOK, WE'RE JUST TRYING TO KEEP MASS SLAUGHTER MACHINES OUT OF THE HANDS OF PEOPLE WHO ONLY RECENTLY STOPPED EATING THEIR...