The good news is that the police arrived very quickly when Max Foster of Coleford, England, called to report that three youths were riding his moped late one night.

• Author: Oliver, Charles
• Position: Brickbats - Brief article

The good news is that the police arrived very quickly when Max Foster of Coleford, England, called to report that three youths were riding his moped late one night. The bad new is that the officers just watched the thieves speed away on the moped. The police department says it couldn't chase the bandits because they...