All the President's Women.

• Author: Clinton, Kate
• Position: Unplugged - Staff members of Pres. George W. Bush - Brief Article

Every gal needs a hobby. In light of recent events--and really, there was so little light--and in keeping with my New Year's Resolution (not the one involving Helen Mirren but the one about not sweating the big stuff), I decided to neglect my massive heartache about my country (did I mention I love my country?) to take up the Bush Women.

This Administration loves the little women, so there are many, many, many, many from which to choose. But with W.'s (and that initial stands for War) approval ratings at 117 percent according to Arthur Andersen, I figured I better leave Laura alone and look to the next line of offense, the Matalin/Hughes/Rice troika. During Tom Brokaw's very special Touched by a President reality-TV prequel to The West Wing, the threesome's incredible power became clear. They're right down the hall from him!

Mary Matalin, aide-de-camp to Dick Cheney, always looks as if she has just returned from some midday oral surgery and the Novocaine in her lower lip hasn't worn off.

Mr. Karen Hughes, who keeps the Dub on time and on message, frankly scares me more than Kate O'Beirne.

So I had just settled on Condoleezza Rice and found lots of dish in an interview in Oprah's O magazine. It was in O's "Freedom" issue, just before "The Sap of Luxury," a great article about maple syrup. In her introduction, Oprah opines, "In all my years of interviewing, I have never been prouder to spell my name w-o-m-a-n than after spending time with Condoleezza Rice." They talked about how cool it is to have an unusual name. Condi's first name is derived from an Italian musical term meaning "to play with sweetness," that luxurious sap, and her last name is great cold with balsamic vinegar for an afternoon snack or just to take the edge off hunger. Condi's passions are shopping, exercise, classical music, and Joseph Stalin.

But then along came Enron, where apparently every day was casual day, and sadly, I have lapsed in pursuit of my resolution, though not of Helen Mirren. There are more strands to this story than there...