XI
Author | Lindsay Cameron |
Profession | Corporate attorney |
Pages | 93-104 |
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“I .” Alex stepped into my oce, two Venti
sized Starbucks cups in hand. “I gured you weren’t going to feel
up to our daily Starbucks exodus today.” He handed me a cup and
opped down on the chair across from mine.
“You could hear the bloodbath all the way down in your oce?” I
wrapped my hands around the hot cup, savoring the feeling of com-
fort.I’d made good use of the makeshi medicine cabinet stashed
in my drawers—a few drops of Visine in my red-rimmed eyes, con-
cealer on my blotchy cheeks, two Advil for my aching head—so I was
at least looking okay on the outside.
“Well, I heard the word ‘fuckwits’ being thrown around.Fuck-
wits is never a good sign. It probably went something like this.”He
put down his cup, mussed his hair, and proceeded to do a spot-on
impression of Saul’s deranged rant, complete with the scrunched-up,
constipated look on his face.
“You are getting way too good at that,” I giggled. And just like that,
the giant knot in my stomach dissolved.ank God for Alex.In the
sea of crazy that was the corporate department, he was a life vest.
“I’ve had plenty of exposure to my subject,” he reminded me.
“Lucky you.” I sighed. “Hey, did you get a text from my phone on
Friday night?” I asked in a tone that I hoped sounded casual.
“Uhhh . . . no. Should I have?”
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