The complete story of the daring exploits of the one and only Zimmerman.

• Author: Murphy, Ian
• Position: Cartoon

LOOK UP IN THE SKY! IT'S A RACIST BIRD! IT'S A PROFILING PLANE! IT'S ...

ZIMMERMAN ...

WHO CAN STAND HIS GROUND & SIMULTANEOUSLY PURSUE PRESUMED VILLAINS ...

ZIMMERMAN, WHO CAN ALLEGEDLY SAVE PEOPLE FROM VEHICLE WRECKAGE, THEREBY DEBUNKING LIBERALISM ...

SOMEHOW ...

SHOOTER OF A SPEEDING BULLET!

MORE POWERFUL THAN A BAG OF CANDY!

YES, IT'S ZIMMERMAN ...

PARANOID VIGILANTE FROM FLORIDA WITH POWERS AND ABILITIES BEYOND THOSE OF MORAL MEN!

AND, WHO, DISGUISED IS AN OVERLY AGGRESSIVE NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH COORDINATOR, FIGHTS A NEVER-ENDING BATTLE FOR *COUGH* *COUGH* & THE AMERICAN WAY!

ABLE TO LEAP OVER JUSTICE IN A SINGLE...